Boris Limerickson

THERE once was a toothbrush in Downing Who thought it could rule just by clowning. Its antics were fine, t´was a mix: jest and whine, its majority, though, soon was drowning.   #BorisLostMajority #BorisJohnsonisaClown #PhilippLee

The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition

Insulting a sultan is highly nefarious, when it´s done slyly. So let´s rather be blunt: Erdogan, you´re a cunt! And to hunt a comedian ain´t wily.   Just to make myself damn plain about this: this is not about the person of Mr Erdogan, not about Turkey or the Turkish people, not about Turkish-German relations, …